jordanwasheranddreyer:

GUYS ARENT PERVS FOR LOOKING AT YOUR CHEST I’LL LOOK AT YOUR BOOBS TOO IF THEY’RE POPPING OUT OF YOUR SHIRT AND I AM A STRAIGHT GIRL ITS JUST WHERE EYES GO I STILL RESPECT YOU AS A PERSON ALRIGHT

servant-of-the-earth:

sandandglass:

My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

This is the most accurate thing ever.

(via brokendaylight)